Venom:Mojave Rattler

I like the taste, it is Lo-Carb, which is a plus.
It possesses the usual unnameable flavor, and it has a fizz and tang that hit at the same time, I think they named it right.
It smells like cough syrup, but it tastes somewhat like 7up with something you can't pronounce in it.
You know all those herbs and stuff that grow on the backsides of chinese buffalo or whatever.
I am not huge into Energy Drinks, So I can't compare it to anything but Vault which isn't even in the league.
I think it fails to be as good as a drink you get for flavor, but it is good for something you drink for energy.

You could taste worse things in the beverage market, I've had worse Flavor Drinks(If it is ONLY for flavor it should beat the pants off this)

I can't rate it, it's tasty, but not better than a soda or juice, I'll finish it, but I'm unconvinced that Energy Drinks need to be in my life, at least not if this is the standard.

Fuze:Slenderize(Cranberry-Raspberry)

I got this one because I had little selection, I am trying to keep the carbs low, so it fit the bill.
It's sweet, but not overly so.
Surprising for cranberry, you can taste it and it doesn't have that strange carpet tongue effect.
I don't know where they hid the raspberry, I sure didn't find much sign of it.
I don't know if this is Juice or Flavored Water, it has the flavor to be juice, but it's clearish(Pink tint).
I've nothing to compare it to, since no one I've seen has a drink in this flavor.
It's good, tastes a bit like grape-Cranberry stuff.
Try it, you can do WAY worse.

Introduction and a few Favs to show my baseline.

I'm Josh, I go by The Dr0w Ranger on Xbox Live.
I'm a Christian and I don't care if you like it.

My favorite Soda's are the following
Vernors Ginger Ale
Vault Energy Soda
Dr. Pepper
MTN. Dew Voltage
MTN. Dew Pitch Black until the buggers took it away.
Suicides are one of my favorite hobbies(Suicide involves mixing every drink available in a cup)
Offshoots of the aforementioned sodas are included by default.
I like Juices, Vitamin Waters, and Teas
I'm a fan Sobe Liz Blizz, Sunny-D, and Peach Out Fruitopias(R.I.P.).
Almost anything with Grape, Cranberry, Melon or Pomegranate.
I tend to like drinks that are clear, although it's not a visual thing.
Clear drinks generally have a cleaner taste, which I prefer to something rich like iced coffee.
I like strong flavors, and experimentation doesn't scare me(The FDA would shut them down if one unit put me at risk), I am a relatively picky person, but I do my best to explain my opinions.


My mom is TheSleepyReader
She will be refered to here as MOM, and heres her bio.
Her Favorite Drinks are the following:
Sobe Lizz Blizz, Mountain Dew, MD Code Red and MD Live Wire
The flavors that make her interested in a given drink are:
Orange, Cherry, and Coconut
She tends to like Glass Bottle drinks, because a clear glass bottle conjures images of clean, safe drink.(My mom is big on clean)
She likes different drinks, like acai, and dragonfruit, but she never makes suicides(Mixing every available beverage into a single cup).

My Dad will go by (Gasp!) Dad,
His favorite drinks are:
Coke, Coke Zero Cherry, Mountain Dew Live Wire, Faygo Redpop, and Beer.
Flavors that make him pay attention are:
Cola, Cherry, Strawberry, Watermelon, Raspberry, and (wow)Beer.
He tends to enjoy red beverages because they tend to have the flavor profile he likes.
Glass Bottles are fav, evidently for the same reason as my mom, less clean obsession, more clean flavor.
And according to him, he will try anything once, finishing it is another story.